Pursuing Holiness

Abu Izzadeen is on the dole - receiving 700 pounds, or $1331 dollars - from the British government, and is already married with three children. But that didn’t stop the “firebrand protestor” from placing a personal ad seeking three more wives.

His profile was pulled, but Allahpundit did have some of the information on it and it is funny. Izzadeen

says the “best aspect” of his personality is that he is “very funny loving [sic] and humble towards the believers inshallah [if Allah wills it]”

Read the rest here, but I do have to include one really hysterical comment -

MIJ (Married Islamic Jihadist) seeks SIFB (Single Islamic Female in Burhka) to bear my shorties. Must be interested in the Koran, hate Jews, hate the Great Satan and the remainder of the West. Must also be willing to submit to regular beatings and the chance of any future daughter being the victim of an honor killing. Must also be drug and STD free. Serious inquiries only! I’m tired of meeting lesser female life forms in caves and bars, am tired of satisfying myself with young boys and donkeys and am ready to settle down with 3 or more women (when I’m not involved in terrorist training camps or other acts of jihad). If you are tired of the head games contact me.

Bellicose Muse on September 26, 2006 at 9:38 PM

written by Laura