This is going to leave a mark:

ANTIWAR HYPOCRITES
Inhabitants of the left-wing blogosphere, have you no shame? Was your pacifism nothing more than a hipster pose? Bush is on the way out - are your principles leaving with him? Have you stopped to wonder if BHO might not be your LBJ?

You told us that "War doesn't change anything," and "War is never the answer." Shouldn't you be lobbying your candidate to give peace a chance?

Shame, shame, shame. You've elevated hypocrisy to an art form.

I couldn't resist the title, given this headline:

Fisherman hooks drowning man, reels him in
A Maine angler used his fishing rod to reel in a man who survived a jump from a bridge and was drowning in the Kennebec River.

Pay no attention to those tens of thousands of dead people! My Janjaweed forces just found them like that - we don't know how they died. And if you don't shut up about genocide Sudan will be destabilized.

(Note: 300,000 dead is not, apparently destabilizing.)

Obama backers on the left are doing the wincing now --

They're at the dance now and he's the one with the keys and he's the only ride they've got. And they don't like it.

We feel your pain, lefties. Our date is just as big a jerk as yours is.