Congress seeks to prosecute Roger Clemens for perjury –
Congress yesterday asked the Justice Department to launch a criminal probe into whether Roger Clemens committed perjury when he gave questionable testimony about using performance-enhancing drugs.
Luckily, there’s no national security issue Congress should be working on instead. Since Congress has so much free time, I wish they’d get after my neighbor – his dog barks constantly and it’s driving me crazy. And why aren’t traffic lights synchronized?! When you hit one green light, if you’re doing the speed limit you should be able to just cruise through the subsequent lights! And please, PLEASE can we regulate people wearing spandex? Spandex is a privilege, not a right. Good grief, if you’d only seen this woman in the grocery store the other day… horrifying. You could prance her through the interrogation rooms at Gitmo and terrorists would weep and spill all in exchange for making her cover herself up. Come on, Congress, it’s not like you’ve got anything more pressing to do, or like you care about restricting yourself to things you have, you know, legitimate authority over.
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