When I go to the duck blind, I bring my Glocks. Doesn’t everybody?
April 14, 2008 by Laura | Trackback URI
Obama is still floundering around, trying to recover the ignorant prole vote. His latest criticism of Hillary, who is desperately trying to cash in on his flub by pretending she knows something about guns:
Hillary Clinton’s out there like she’s on the duck blind every Sunday, she’s packin’ a six shooter! C’mon! She knows better.
via Say Anything
I’m completely perplexed. Every Sunday after attending my all-white church (God hates brown people, doesn’t he? especially foreign brown people!), we pick up a bucket of fried chicken, or if we’re feeling “international,” a pizza, and head out to the duck blind. Sometimes we stop at Wal-Mart. Even if we don’t need ammunition, it’s always a good place to run into friends, and check out whose truck has new nekkid lady mudflaps or truck balls or a sticker with Calvin peeing on something funny. But I never bring my revolver to the duck blind - I always bring my Glocks.
Isn’t that what I’m supposed to do? I’d hate to violate duck blind etiquette; if I’m wrong, somebody clue me in, please.
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