A Word of Advice
June 5, 2008 by Laura | Trackback URI
Never, ever, get on Ezra “Caterpillar” Levant’s bad side because he will roll over you and crush you like a useful idiot weapons-tunnel defender. He’ll smack you around like he’s Fred Thompson and you’re Michael Moore. You’ll think you’re Greenpeace and he’s the French - but no apology. You’ll know how Custer felt at Little Big Horn. He’s probably descended from one of those Canadians who burned the White House down*. You’ll run and hide like Bobby Calvan if Levant comes after you.
You’ll backpedal like Obama on Wright/ Rezko/ Ayers/ an Iran meeting/ Trinity/ the surge/ Cuba/public campaign financing/marijuana legalization/PAYGO /NAFTA /Iranian Revolutionary Guards/ the Iran threat/ the Patriot Act/ ethanol/ North Korea/ flag pins. You will backpedal so hard that you’ll reverse the rotation of the planet and go back in time, like Superman did - and in your do-over, you’ll make sure you don’t antagonize Ezra Levant a second time.
Don’t mess with Levant. Seriously.
Okay, so I’m having a little too much fun with this, but jeez, he just crushes his opponents - and is clearly enjoying himself while he does it. It’s amazing.
Added: The Man himself admits that he was “probably too hot for the cool medium of television” but I say, don’t change a thing.
Richard Evans created this video; full version here.
h/t Kate at small dead animals
* not completely accurate history, but any excuse to link to the Trolls.
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