Obama’s Bible Translation
August 22, 2008 by Laura | Trackback URI
Proof at Say Anything acquired a copy of Obama’s Bible Translation and posted an excerpt in I’ll See Your Housing Ad, and Raise You One. He noted Obama’s amazing example of how to love your neighbor, including his habit of
landscaping and taking care of Mr. Rezko’s property as if it were his own! The wall and the trees surround both lots. Looks like Obama even cuts Tony’s grass for him!
Following that Biblical admonition, no doubt, “In as much as you have done this to the least of these swindlers, slumlords and dishonest developers defrauding the least of these my brethren, you have done this unto me!”
Ace got hold of a copy of that bible a while back too, when “Reverend” Wright was in the news -
And Lo, Jesus appeared among the throng, and he spake, saying, “Is it not the CIA which created AIDS? And the American government which provides crack to blacks? And Yay and verily, is it not true that black on black crime is only wrong because it’s blacks fighting ‘the wrong enemy’? And shouldn’t they be killing the ‘right enemy’ instead, if you know what I mean, and I think you do?”
And Jesus winketh, and all around kneweth who he meanteth, and all around began gathering baseball bats and breaking beer-bottles, knowing, in their hearts, that it was well and truly on.
And the crowd understood; Jesus had come with a New Covenant, but He still knew how to go Old Testament on crackers. He spoketh of Love, but of the Ike Turner kind of Love, and hos got to know that that Love is pure, but sometimes leaves visible bruising.
But regardless of the translation, people still worship and pray to Obamessiah -
Oh, man, my side is hurting. Thanks for the laugh. That was hilarious.