Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Take a break from t’ election and politics. Tomorrow t’ Obamessiah will still be intent on taxin’ and regulatin’ us into a European socialist state. McCain will still be plannin’ how we can invade Pakistan without causin’ anyone t’ flip some nukes and contemplatin’ how his amnesty be goin’ t’ make conservative heads explode. Biden will still be a scurvy dog. Palin will still be derided and demonized by t’ port and heroine-worshipped by t’ starboard. So forget it all for t’ day, have some grog or ale, and talk like a pirate!
If ye be needin’ help talkin’ like a pirate, look to the starboard column for t’ featured video – it helps landlubbers!
Piracy in the news: France be takin’ a break from bein’ cheese eatin’ surrender monkeys -
With the forceful gallantry of a modern-day Errol Flynn, French President Nicolas Sarkozy sent in a unit of French troops to rescue two French natives who were captured by pirates while vacationing on their yacht earlier this month.
Also celebratin’ -
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