Comments on: Happy Reformation Day! http://pursuingholiness.com/2008/10/happy-reformation-day/ pursuing holiness, following politics Sun, 21 Mar 2010 05:14:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Laura http://pursuingholiness.com/2008/10/happy-reformation-day/comment-page-1/#comment-49165 Laura Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:48:53 +0000 http://pursuingholiness.com/?p=3631#comment-49165 Rey, get some thorazine. Stat! :razz: Okay, snark aside, you don't have a very good grasp of Reformed theology. I'll post some links on it soon, just for you. Rey, get some thorazine. Stat! :razz:

Okay, snark aside, you don’t have a very good grasp of Reformed theology. I’ll post some links on it soon, just for you.

]]> By: rey http://pursuingholiness.com/2008/10/happy-reformation-day/comment-page-1/#comment-48820 rey Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:32:10 +0000 http://pursuingholiness.com/?p=3631#comment-48820 What Reformation Day really is is this: The Reformed doctrine is a reformation of Satan's character. The Reformed doctrine asserts that Satan is under the direct micromanagerial control of Christ, that "the Devil is God's Devil and only does what God wants." Thus, by asserting that the devil does as God makes him, and that alone, the devil is Reformed into being an obedient puppet of God. In the process, however, God is Reformed into being as bad as the Devil. Thus, the Reformed (i.e. Calvinists) chose to place their holiday on October 31st to coincide with the Devil's holiday, which is Halloween. But Paul says that Christ has no concord with Belial (i.e. the Devil) in 2nd Corinthians 6:15. The Reformed position is a denial of this very important distinction between Christ and Belial and was invented by Belial specifically to convince men that he is nothing more than Christ's sock-puppet and thus Belial causes men to blaspheme Christ and go to hell. What Reformation Day really is is this: The Reformed doctrine is a reformation of Satan’s character. The Reformed doctrine asserts that Satan is under the direct micromanagerial control of Christ, that “the Devil is God’s Devil and only does what God wants.” Thus, by asserting that the devil does as God makes him, and that alone, the devil is Reformed into being an obedient puppet of God. In the process, however, God is Reformed into being as bad as the Devil. Thus, the Reformed (i.e. Calvinists) chose to place their holiday on October 31st to coincide with the Devil’s holiday, which is Halloween. But Paul says that Christ has no concord with Belial (i.e. the Devil) in 2nd Corinthians 6:15. The Reformed position is a denial of this very important distinction between Christ and Belial and was invented by Belial specifically to convince men that he is nothing more than Christ’s sock-puppet and thus Belial causes men to blaspheme Christ and go to hell.

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