Offend radical Muslims, urinate in a footbath?

I saw this at Weasel Zippers and clicked through to the Muslims Against Sharia Blog:

As an American Muslim, I am personally offended when I read about footbaths on public property, i.e., municipal airports, state colleges, etc. I think that the best way to combat these blatant Constitutional violations is by turning the aforementioned footbaths into urinals.

All I could think was, Wow.  Good luck with that.  Because you’re going to get charged with a hate crime if you’re caught at it.  I certainly agree that we should put a stop to it if we can.  I agree that taxpayer money should not fund them.  But it might be better if Christians and people of other faiths start playing the same game as Muslims, seeking accommodations for everything, until institutions are overwhelmed and finally put a stop to all of it – Cloward-Piven style.  While it’s not as fast and easy as peeing in a foot bath, I think it’s more likely to work, and certainly less likely to get you charged with a crime.  Still, I’m glad to see that American Muslims are outraged:

Zuhdi Jasser, a Phoenix physician who serves as chairman of the American Islamic Forum for Democracy, said he is surprised there has not been more outrage.

“Supreme Court cases have been heard on far less-obvious violations of our Establishment Clause,” Dr. Jasser said. “Many if not most American Muslims are currently well able to accommodate our own prayers and ablution to the spaces and facilities provided to all other faiths on public grounds without special accommodations. Islamists use the ‘free exercise’ clause when it suits them and then turn around and use tax monies in the name of Islam when it suits them.”

Dr. Jasser said the foot bath marks the start down “a slippery slope of preferential treatment of one religion over another,” which he said is what the First Amendment was established to prevent.

“These baths exert a monetary cost upon publicly funded institutions which by our Constitution should not appease the financial demands of one faith group over another,” he said. “Every other faith group on campus should be demanding that they be provided equal funding and space — which basically demonstrates how outrageous these accommodations are.”

Catholics could demand crucifixes and rosaries, Pagans could demand candles, Methodists could demand casseroles … as a Reformed Charismatic, I’m trying to figure out what I could demand.  Tulips?  A framed photo of John Piper or CJ Mahaney?  There’s gotta be something.